Kids Say...

Sometimes, you just can't believe the things that come out of the mouths of little ones...& sometimes, you have to bite your cheeks to keep from laughing!

*Check back from time to time to see newly added student quotes*
Student 1: Did you know that I'm a famous celebrity?
Student 2: No, you aren't.
Student 1: Yes, I am.
Student 2: (puts hand in student 1's face and says very sassy) FICTION!
Student 1: Guys, that's not fair!
Student 2: Well ya know what, life's not always fair.
Student 3: Yeah, that's true. You don't always get what you want. That's just the way the world works.
Student 1: Oh, okay.
Student: Do you know who the president is?
Me: Yes.
Student: Me too!
Me: Who is it?
Student: Abraham Lincoln.
Me: Well, he was president a long time ago, but he isn't the president right now.
Student: He isn't?
Me: Nope.
Student: Who is?
Me: Barack Obama.
Student: Who?
Me: Barack Obama.
Student: No, he was already president for like 5 years.
Me: Well yeah, he was president for 4 years and now he's president for another 4 years.
Student: Oh. I really thought it was Abraham Lincoln. I better tell my dad!

Student {after coming in 2 hours late}: Whew. I'm so glad it's Friday.
Me: Oh, buddy. It's Monday.
Student: WHAT?! Are you sure?
Me: I'm positive.
Student: Oh no.

1 comment:

  1. This page is awesome. I always tell myself we teachers could publish volumes of "kids say". :)

    Miss Woodward's Class


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